Jacob to the 7 year old neighbor boy...
"Sometimes I swallow this snot in my throat that I cough up and it's not even gross. It is gross when there are chunks though."
"Do you ever feel like you're going to puke after you burp?"
"Your mom won't let you be home schooled?! Home school is the best place to be! Your mom must be mean!" :)
(And in case 7 year old neighbor boy's mother reads this, I don't think you're mean! lol!)
Mattie to Robert while she was feeding her baby... "You know those two round dots on my chest? There's milk in them and that's how you feed your baby. That's how you nurse. Or sometimes, you can just pump and put the milk in a bottle and feed it to the baby like Aunt Cherilyn. I'm just kidding. I don't have any milk in my chest. Sometimes too when mommies are feeding their babies they cover them up because they don't want to look at them anymore. I'm a good mommy, so I don't do that."