February 09, 2010

I couldn't resist.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
 needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
 gas with the beat of the music.

 After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
 and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

 Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


...and how was your day? 

Just to be clear... this is not a real story of mine!  It is a joke.  :)  If this really happened to me, I'd NEVER admit to it!


Anonymous said...

HA HA! That is SO funny! I read the first sentence and was SHOCKED at you posting such a thing for all the world to see, LOL!! Then I looked at the bottom and noticed it was a joke. That is really funny. :)

Valerie said...

Glad you clarified. I thought that was pretty brave of you to post a personal story like that!

Kjirstin C said...

That's absolutely hysterical!! The Maxine picture at the top clued me in to the fact it was a joke ;)

So funny :)

Melissa said...

Okay girls, I just have to say that first off, I would never have the nerve to toot that much in public! (Ummm, hello! It stinks!)
And id I was overcome by another personality and did do it, I'd NEVER share it!

Paula said...

LOL!! I really starting off thinking wow, girl you are bold!! Bolder than me! Then I saw it was a joke!! You funny girl!

Linda said...

I couldn't believe you'd ever think of doing that, much less speak so openly about it! I thought those meds or the exercise really had loosened you up a LOT! Then I caught on....! Good one!

LY Mom